Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

[ Pfffft okay there’s really no way I can make this subtle or have your identity remain secret if anyone who follows me has been paying attention, but I’ll try my best! Since I definitely want to gush about you lots, naturally.
When it comes down to it you’re probably one of the most important people in my life and someone who has impacted the way that I am today a lot. Somehow you have this magical ability to instill a muse inside of me and make me want to write constantly and I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or not, but I’m pretty sure that it’s, at the very least, extremely impressive.
I’ve always loved your writing a lot, just in general, and to this day I still really enjoy reading it. It’s been a privilege and joy to have seen your writing evolve over time and to have moved from simple things to more complicated things and to be able to throw feels back and forth because, let’s face it, feels are painful. And so awesome at the same time.
Tl;dr I love you a lot and I could probably never leave you. And this is incredibly unsubtle. ]