Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

[ Pffft you silly little shit, you’re so cute??? Like wow, I just love seeing you on my dash and being able to write with you and no I don’t care about the speed at which you reply to me because why would I? I’m just honored to be able to write with you period.
We don’t talk very much even though I have your Skype and stuff but I’m just an awkward turtle that has issues talking to people always, which I do apologize for. But either way I find you absolutely lovely and charming and will always love talking to you, writing with you, and yes–
Promoing you. And throwing dumb baked goods at you. ]